Enjoy!

Title: Gift Wrapping
Pairing: Jake Gyllenhaal/Drew Barrymore
Rating: NC17
Summary: It's Jake's birthday.
Disclaimer: Fiction, folks. But if you believe this really happened, I've got some prime real estate I wanna sell you…
Notes: The 'nineteenth day of Christmas', and the prompt/pairing are courtesy of azewewish...who then informed me I should ( Read more... )

Okay, so.  For the most part, I don't like stalkerazzi pics.  However, there are many times I can't avoid them (such as cruising my flist and someone on ONTD posts at least one outside a cut).  Anyway.

I HAVE to share.  Trust me.

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I just did my first 'real' photomanip wallpaper.  Please, please, please click the thumbnail and take a look?  I'd love to hear your comments on it.  :)


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Funniest thing I've seen so far today...

Jake Gooberhalls

Keep in mind, it's only 9:04. Just sayin'...

It's Monday and October 1st. Seriously, y'all, wtf?? I swear, the older I get, the faster time seems to fly by.

Anyway. Question for all the Justin Timberlake girlies on my flist!!! I need some info, y'all, as I've agreed to *gasp* write fic with the boy for a friend's birthday (late, but whatever). So if y'all could help me out with some ( Read more... )

[Mike] Nichols' second Broadway project, Farragut North, had been announced as part of Second Stage's upcoming season Off-Broadway. The Post says that Beau Willimon's work will now be seen on Broadway and will open in the middle of next fall's presidential election. Nichols will direct screen star Jake Gyllenhaal, who had taken part in a previous ( Read more... )

A short while back, I made this post requesting prompts & people in exchange for ficlets and what not. Finally got around to writing them, so here they are.

In The Moment
Steve Carlson, Jensen Ackles (gen); PG; time; for azewewish

Raw
Christian Kane/Steve Carlson/Jensen Ackles (slash); PG13; fight; for without_me

MementoChristian Kane (gen); PG; tears, flower, ( Read more... )

Happy 25th birthday to the ubertalented (and hot omg) Jake Gyllenhaal!!

Title: Packing
Author: Jo (jo@fadedink.com)
Pairing: Jake Gyllenhaal/Josh Hartnett
Rating: NC17
Summary: Josh is helping Jake move.
Archive: Faded Ink, others ask first.
Disclaimer: This so never happened, and if you think it did, I suggest you go buy a dictionary and look up the word 'fiction' kthx.
Author’s notes: no__rules ficlet because Brenda had to ( Read more... )

Apparently (and this is on the very good authority of Sam Mendes), Jake Gyllenhaal is "innocent, puppyish, doe-eyed, and floppy haired." *g*

And you really can masturbate too much. Or so we've been told. Not by Sam, though.

Oh, and Peter Sarsgaard says that the other guys might could do 500 push-ups, but he could really kill someone ( Read more... )